i like quizes too;D so~
001. Real name → Sam
002. Nickname → Crow (cause of my messy black hair;D)
003. Status → single
004. Zodiac sign → jemini
005. Male or female → male (we suck!)
006. Elementary → pfft! not worthy of my acknowledgment!
007. Middle School → re-read previous question
008. High School → just finished it as i'm typing this acutally!
009. Smart → full of usless facts and am not one of these robots populating our world and making it such a bitch to do my christmas shopping! i hate christmas! "christmas, remember the spirit of spending lots of money, spend more. spend more!"
010. Hair color → black
011. Long or short → long
012. Loud or Quiet → with family: "don't talk to me, don't touch me, i don't exist, leave me alone" frineds: still quite but more perky;D
013. Sweats or Jeans → jeans
014. Phone or Camera → camera
015. Health freak → no, but i know how to stay fit (it's not that fucking hard!! some fat guy in the audience: "i don't think you know just how har-" me again: "NO! it's NOT THAT FUCKING HARD!!")
016. Drink or Smoke? → i'll drink to be social (or i would) but smokers who can't quit and make my day suck cause of it are weak-willed individuals who deserve my foot in their colon!
017. Do you have a crush on someone? → ...yea XD
018. Eat or Drink → ...no, why would i do that? i am of a new bio-engineered faction of humanity that does not require sustainance, we instead draw ambiant energy from loose subatomic particles in the space around us...stupid question
019. Piercings → nope (and i don't intend on it)
020. Tattoos → none

FIRSTS:
023. First piercing → did you not hear me?
024. First best friend → still know him, man he's changed! but he's still a good guy;D
025. First award → ...?
026. First crush → my current one actually;D
027. First pet → elvis, cat, ran away
028. First big vacation → pfft! iono!
030. First big birthday → what be meaning you by "big"?

CURRENTLY:
049. Eating → lotsa noodles (nothing ever changes)
050. Drinking → just water, getting my fluids up
052. I'm about to → go make dinner for my temporarily crippled mother;D
053. Listening to → heist
054. Plans for today → drawing
055. Waiting for → shopping for food tomorrow

YOUR FUTURE:
058. Want kids? → a girl would be nice (guys suck)
059. Want to get married? → so what if i do?
060. Careers in mind → mangaka, anime directy type...guy

WHICH IS BETTER WITH GIRL/BOY?
068. Lips or eyes → eyes
070. Shorter or taller? → i'll admit it: i would prefer them to be a tad shorter
072. Romantic or spontaneous → spontaneous
073. Nice stomach or nice arms → arms? pfft! stomach!
074. Sensitive or loud → sensitive, but she can yell if she wants;D
075. Hook-up or relationship → relationship
077. Trouble maker or hesitant → they're both bad qualities!

HAVE YOU EVER:
080. Lost glasses/contacts → don't use either
081. Ran away from home → planned to once (i freaking hate this place, always have)
084. Broken someones heart → not that i know of (it's not my fault anyway! they should do more cardio!)
085. Been arrested → hellz no!
087. Cried when someone died → the only time someone died i was laughing cause she was a whore! (ever notice how as soon as somebody dies they automatically become the greatest person to ever live?)

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
089. Yourself → more than the fat cats upstairs want me to!
090. Miracles → nope, and i hate this "something good happens, it was god, something bad happens it's all YOUR fault" mentality
091. Love at first sight → well yea but, is it really my heart or is it my penis?
092. Heaven → i might be able to find it in me to believe in something beyond this world, but not something as fairy tail-ish as heaven
093. Santa clause → i never belived in him, once. the first two things the world explains to you: 1: you can't just work one day a year. 2: santa works one day a year.
094. Sex on the first date → it could happen but i would probebly not
095. Kiss on the first date → if i new them before hand

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
097. Is there one person you want to be with right now → i'd like some company, why? are you offering?
098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life → i'm going to do this in slow motion so we're 100% clear here: nnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooo...
099. Do you believe in God → no, the more you live, the more you look around, the more you realise that if this is the best god can do, i am not impressed. and you know something! when you think about it, i don't think god likes us humans that much. we stole wisdom from him, we sin all the damn time! we took out his kid! and since there were only two humans to begin with, each and everyone of us are technically the product of incest, so how the fuck can get rid of our original sin while existing thus creating new original sin?! it makes no sense! and if god really did write that stupid book, it would make a bit more sense wouldn't it?! people actually believe...that there's an invisible man! living in the sky! who watches everything you do, every second all day every day! and this man a list of ten thing he doesn't want you to do! and if you dissobey he has a special place full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and pain and anguish where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry for ever and ever until the end of time!....but he loves you......you see? god's just a jerk! people say he's the very definition of love and goodness, i like to think of him as more of an evil tyrant who will send his angels to "neutralise" you if you so much as form your own opinion>: ( the world would do wisely to follow the example of the crowman!